i like that tumblr is blowing up about curiosity landing on mars because it’s like look sure we love gay porn and kittens, and we have an addiction to television, but we are also intelligent, forward thinking humans beings who can see a great moment in history for what it is and we can slow clap that fuck out of it
what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when”
the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop this madness and just say when, but you hold firm. olive garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building as cheese begins to pour out into the street. the world floods with cheese. all is cheese.